try to get you in bed
Some girls are like a kick in the head
Some girls make you wish you were dead
Some girls make you blue when you should be seeing red

She's a woman
Some kind of woman
I got a woman
A woman of mass distraction

The first time I saw her
She said she wants to date me
The next time I come back
She tried to castrate me

Some girls try to get you in bed
Some girls are like a kick in the head
Some girls make you wish you were dead
Some girls make you blue when you should be seeing red

She's a woman
Some kind of woman
I got a woman
A woman of mass distraction

She's a woman
Some kind of woman
I got a woman
She's a woman

She's a woman
Some kind of woman
She's a woman
Some kind of woman



Perfect

(Cooper/Roxie/Johnson)

She's an overnight sensation
In the mirror on her wall
She gets a standing ovation
At every shower curtain call

And she becomes a pop star
In the safety of her car
And then she falls to pieces
At the karaoke bar

And she's perfect
Until the lights go on
And then it all goes wrong
'Cause now she's not so perfect

She can shake it just like J-Lo
When the bedroom lights go down
But when she hits the dance floor
She's a hip-hop hippo clown

She's perfect
Until the lights go on
And then it all goes wrong
'Cause now she's not so perfect

She's perfect
She's so fine
She's so wonderful
In the arena of her mind

She's not perfect
She's all mine
She can't sing or dance, she ain't got a chance
But baby, I don't mind

She's perfect
Oh, she's perfect
Ah, she's so perfect
You know, she's so perfect



You make me wanna

(Cooper/Boston/Roxie/Garric)

You're the star, you're the face
You got the look that I can't erase
You look the world right in the eye
Stare'em down, baby, make'em cry

Well, I know it don't make much sense
I'm in love with your innocence

What you got what I need
You took my breath, now let me breathe
What you got what I need
I follow where you lead

You make me wanna woo-hoo-hoo!
Yeah, you know you make me wanna woo-hoo-hoo!
Oh, you make me wanna woo-hoo-hoo!
Yeah, I think I gotta woo-hoo-hoo!

You're the bomb, I'm the fuse
Light me up and turn me loose
You shake me up when you walk by
My heart is beating and my mouth is dry

Well, I know it don't make much sense
But I'm in love with your innocence

What you got what I need
You took my breath, now let me breathe
What you got what I need
I follow where you lead

You make me wanna woo-hoo-hoo!
You know you make me wanna woo-hoo-hoo!
Oh, you make me wanna woo-hoo-hoo!
Yeah, I think I gotta woo-hoo-hoo!



Dirty diamonds

(Cooper/Boston/Garric/Johnson)

It looked so good, your perfect plan
You had to get greedy to be the man
Now you're holding the bag, paying the price
Gonna get burned by the heat of the ice

Dirty diamonds

You rolled the dice, you bet your life
You put your trust in your trophy wife
Got stabbed in the back in the blink of an eye
She's in bed with the boys and the FBI

Dirty diamonds
Blood soaked money in your shaking fist
Dirty diamonds
Stone cold killers and you're on their list

You're tied to a chair with a gun at your head
Your face is all smeared with the blood that's been shed
You were gonna be rich, now you're gonna be dead
And all that glitters turns to lead

Dirty diamonds
Blood soaked money in your shaking fist
Dirty diamonds
Stone cold killers and you're on their list

Dirty diamonds
Blood soaked money in your shaking fist
Dirty diamonds
Stone cold killers and you're on their list

Dirty diamonds

Diamonds don't cheat
Diamonds don't lie
Diamonds are forever
Diamonds never die

Dirty diamonds
Blood soaked money in your shaking fist
Dirty diamonds
Stone cold killers and you're on their list

Dirty Diamonds
Blood soaked money in your shaking fist
Dirty diamonds
Stone cold killers and you're on their list

Run for your life, you can't hide
Can't you hear'em coming? You're gonna die
You better run for your life, you can't hide
Can't you hear'em coming? You're gonna die

You better run for your life, you can't hide
Can't you hear'em coming? You're gonna die
You better run for your life, you can't hide
Can't you hear'em coming? You're gonna die



The saga of Jesse Jane

(Cooper/Roxie)

I'm in jail in a Texas town
In my sister's wedding gown
I drive a truck all night long
Listening to Judy Garland songs

Now I'm locked behind bars of steel
I was just looking for a happy meal
I park my rig and I went inside
They've never seen such a pretty bride

Jesse Jane, are you insane?
Or are you just a normal guy
Who dresses like a butterfly?
Jesse Jane

I paid my bill and I turned around
Facing every redneck in that one horse town
His face was red, his fist was clenched
He threw his coke and he got me drenched

Jesse Jane, are you insane?
Or are you just an average Joe
Looking for a fashion show?
Jesse Jane

Well, I guess that was the final straw
I pulled a pistol from my Wonderbra
I killed him dead, I killed'em all
And they finally caugh me in the bathroom stall

And now I'm doing ten to life
But I'll tell you one thing, Bubba
Someday I'm gonna make someone in here
A hell of a wife!

Jesse Jane, are you insane?
Or are you just a average guy
Who dresses like a butterfly?
Jesse Jane

Jesse Jane, are you insane?
Or are you just a Peter Pan
Looking for his Neverland?
Jesse Jane



Sunset babies (all got rabies)

(Cooper/Roxie/Johnson)

They're running in packs on a Saturday night
They got their own bark and they got their own bite
Waiting in line I can't wait no more, no
Slip right in, you kicked out the back door

I don't know if it's possible to tame one
I don't know if she'll follow me home
I don't know what it is about her

Sunset babies all got rabies
Sunset babies all got rabies
I got my shots

They got a sick sense, they know why you're here
They can smell the fear through the smoke and the beer
They're a vicious breed and they just don't care
You think you're in but you're going nowhere

I don't know if it's safe to pet one
I don't know if she'll go for my throat
I don't know what it is about them

Sunset babies all got rabies
Sunset babies all got rabies

And I'd buy her a diamond collar
If she would only throw me a bone
Here I am alone

Sunset babies all got rabies
Sunset babies all got rabies
I got my shots

And she's supposed to be a man's best friend?
Why'd she play around?
Now I gotta put that old girl down



Pretty ballerina

(Brown)

I had a date with a pretty ballerina
Her hair was so brilliant that it hurt my eyes
I asked her for this dance
And then she obliged me

Was I surprised? Yeah
Was I surprised? No, not at all

I called her yesterday, it should have been tomorrow
I couldn't keep the joy that was inside
I begged for her to tell me
If she really loved me

Somewhere a mountain is moving
Afraid it's moving without me

I had a date with a pretty ballerina
Her hair so brilliant that it hurt my eyes
I asked her for this dance
And then she obliged me

Was I surprised? Yeah
Was I surprised? No, not at all

And when I wake up on a dreary Sunday morning
I open up my eyes to find there's rain
And something strange within said:
Go ahead and find her

Just close your eyes, yeah
Just close your eyes and she'll be there

She'll be there
She'll be there
She'll be there
She's there



Run down the devil

(Cooper/Hughes/Elizondo/Hudson)

It's twelve o'clock in the morning
While everybody is sleeping
I want him dead in my headlights
'Cause in the shadow he's creeping

Drive on down to lonely street
He's always waiting there for me

Run down the devil, run the devil down
Run down the devil, run him down, down, down
Run down the devil, run the devil down
Run down the devil, run him down, down, down

I want to take him to the Mercury grill
I hope he's ready for the big blast
He'll be my ultimate roadkill
I'll kick his future up his past

I'll send him back to hell alright
The world can sleep in peace tonight

Run down the devil, run the devil down
Run down the devil, run him down, down, down
Run down the devil, run the devil down
Run down the devil, run him down, down, down

Everybody's gotta hold him down
Can't let Beelzebaby back in town

Run down the devil, run the devil down
Run down the devil, run him down, down, down
Run down the devil, run
Run down the devil, run him down, down, down

Run down the devil, run the devil down
Run down the devil, run him down, down, down
Run down the devil, run
Run down the devil, run him down, down, down



Steal that car

(Cooper/Roxie/Garric/Johnson)

It just ain't fair I was put in that position
Somebody left their keys in the ignition
I saw the unlocked door and made my decision
I just can't help myself

Everybody knows
I'm gonna steal that car
My reputation shows
I'm gonna steal that car

I did some time in '99
I'll do some time again
Everybody knows
I'm gonna steal that car

I don't get bored with a Chevy or a Ford
With a V8 enginee and a 4 on the floor
And a naughty Maserati can't be ignored
I just can't help myself

Everybody knows
I'm gonna steal that car
My reputation shows
I'm gonna steal that car

I did some time in '99
I'll do some time again
Everybody knows
I'm gonna steal that car

Everybody knows
I'm gonna steal that car
My reputation grows
I'm gonna steal that car

I did some time in '99
I'll do some time again
Everybody knows
I'm gonna steal that car

My reputation shows
Steal that car
Steal that car
Steal that car



Six hours

(Cooper/Roxie)

There's only six hours
Left in the day
Time is so precious
And it's slipping away

Got no destination
Got no place to go
And being with you
Is all that I know

Put your head on my pillow
We're finally alone
Wash the dust from your hair now
I don't care if you ever get home

There's only six hours
How quickly it goes
In this sacred place
Our secret is safe, nobody knows

Put your head on my pillow
We're finally alone
Wash the dust form your hair now
I don't care if you ever get home

Wash the dust form your hair now
I don't care if you ever get home



Your own worst enemy

(Cooper/Roxie)

You're your own worst enemy
You're a walking catastrophe

You get up every morning on the wrong side of the bed
You butter your hand instead of the bread
Drink enough coffee to wake up the dead
You're doing 85 and the light is turning red

The judge took your license and forbid you to drive
And your heart is pumping bacon and you're barely alive

You're your own worst enemy
You're a walking catastrophe
You're at war with yourself and nobody else
You're a danger, you're a danger

You trip on your shoelace and fall on your face
Your hair is a mess, your clothes a disgrace
Your stocks went south and your girlfriend is gay
Your dog ate your cat and that was your good day

You're your own worst enemy
You're a walking catastrophe
You're at war with yourself and nobody else
You're a danger

You're your own worst enemy
You're a walking catastrophe
You're at war with yourself and nobody else
You're a danger, you're a danger

To every stranger
You're a mess
Yes, yes



Zombie dance

(Cooper/Boston/Roxie)

Walking through the tombstones
Go there everyday
Stood damn still, I got a chill
Someone walked across my grave

Stroll across the killing fields
In the middle of the night
Walked across the fire
In the cold moon light

Black cat crossed my pathway
Winks her juju eye
Cross myself and
Kiss this world goodbye

Nights alive with music
Puts me in a trance
Sneak up on the bonfire
Watch the zombies dance

My tongue is hot and burning
When I try to speak
Spirit is so willing
My flesh is getting weak

Yeah, it's getting weak

Now I ain't superstitious
Don't roll no juju bones
Someone calls in the middle of the night
And no one's on the phone

Black cat crossed my pathway
Winks her juju eye
I crossed myself and
Kiss this world goodbye

I ain't superstitious
Don't roll no voodoo bones
Someone calls in the middle of the night
No ones on the phone

Nights alive with music
Nights alive with music



Stand

(Cooper/Boston/Benenate/Xzibit)

Yeah, stand up
What do you believe in?
Yeah, stands up
Come on!

Just a face in the crowd
Feeling lost, down and out
Can you hear me now?

Millions more just like you
Afraid to do what they wanna do
Am i getting through?

Lots of losers hanging 'round
Only there to bring you down
Get your feet up off the ground
Get up, get up, get up!

If you don't stand for something
You will fall for anything
If you don't stand for something
You will fall for anything

Get up!

Don't you know that you're worth
As much as anyone on earth
You're a megastar

Put your hands in the sky
Let your freaky colors fly
Get'em way up high

You got style and you got game
So get it out don't be ashamed
Let everybody know your name
Get it on out, now what's you name?

If you don't stand for something
You will fall for anything
If you don't stand for something
You will fall for anything

Get up!

You can stand for peace
You can stand for war
I stand in the square never stood before
I take a stand for my son like Afeni Shakur
I take a stand like I'm 4 double six 64
Stand alone in my struggle
Can't make me stand down
Make 'em crash and burn
Mayday, mayday, mayday down
Get up, stand up
Get your damn hands up
If they're not shackled to your feet, get some handcuffs
We need solutions not propaganda
Let the tape roll
Make the whole world stand up
Hold your position
Don't go backwards
X still grinding
The west keep shining
Don't look too long
You might get blinded
Follow your heart
Your head might just find it
I pray for the strength to handle what my city brings
Better stand for something or you're bound to fall for anything

If you don't stand for something
You will fall for anything
If you don't stand for something
You will fall for anything

Everybody's got a voice
Now's the time to make some noise
Let me hear ya now

Get up!